so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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