Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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