Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
