oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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