that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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