did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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