jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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