Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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