check it out our google latitudes are spooning
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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