Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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