I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
it's like heaven, but drunker
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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