Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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