Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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