There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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