hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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