i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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