Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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