Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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