I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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