you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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