Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm passing your future prison.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize