I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
