as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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