Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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