I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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