It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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