walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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