he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
