my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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