Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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