My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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