we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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