did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
