i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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