it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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