ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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