at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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