Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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