why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
