I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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