I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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