turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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