I'm going to rape someone's good day.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm too high and old for this...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Randomize
