i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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