Three words: puerto rican gang bang
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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