Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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