so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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