Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
how drunk are you?
Several
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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