Bisexual people are plain selfish.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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