This girl is more easily done than said...
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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