You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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