that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
4 words: hood of his car
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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