why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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