Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Are we still banned from the library?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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