Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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