every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
The adults are the big ones right?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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